Overheard on Twitter
In what may become a regular feature, I’ve collected these funny, interesting or simply whacked out Pokémon tweets from Twitter. Any bad grammar is their own dang fault. Follow any of these people at your own risk…
All I Need to Know, I Learned From Pikachu
@kupowark i am confounded by human relationships and how they happen. watching one evolve before your eyes is kind of weird. like pokemon.
@Aife_Earthstone trying to figure out my Son’s pokeball -O- What the…???!! egads, he is crying over it. Does anybody know about the game inside the pokeball?…..help
@x_trix Mmm… Dinner was good, failed in convincing my brother that Bulbasaur eats cabbage and therefore so should he.
@whereismouse Watching pokemon. Eating a bowlful of wheat thins. I want another dog so I can name him pikachu.
@TymeMachine How do you get Pikachu on a bus? you Pok ‘em on. Why don’t you take a Pokemon in the bathroom with you? He’ll peek-at-chu. haha I’m awesome.
Heart and Soul
@earlshmurl i bet more than half of the people reading this do not know that billy crawford sang the pokemon theme song. RANDOM!
@biggieblog Lil’ Wayne kinda sounds like Squirtle lol
@therobd I’m not going to lie. The Pokerap will probably show up on our playlist.
@kotowari people who don’t nickname their Pokemon don’t truly love them. There, I said it.
Pretenders
@Golducks If you can get into the water and grab onto me, I should be able to Aqua Jet you to the Pokecenter on Cinnibar for treatment.
@O_Goncho Who would win in a fight between Steven Seagal and a Bulbasaur?
@antwine wild dog appeared i threw a pokeball at it….the damn thing chased me for three blocks.
@jolteon2 One more thing.. I got caught. But I made it clear I hated the pokeball.
@samu3lk Who would win in a fight between Pikachu and Wolverine?
Frustration
@Joegetto Why does pokemon have so many movies but as a kid I only got two ninja turtles movies. That’s right, two. That third thing was no movie.
@PsychoDuck Now hiring: Someone to come to my room and find my copy of Pokemon Gold. Pay is non-existant.
@GiniLovesJonas My brainyess is gone. I am now taking ‘What Pokemon Are You?’ quizzes!!
@Evilpaintball Attempting to beat the second gym. I hate it when starting with charmander.
@MasterKeyX New insult: I hope you choke on a pokeball.
@willflowers Azelf… Just get in the %&#$%#* pokeball!
This post made my eyes hurt.
The “I’m awesome” guy isn’t awesome at all. Old jokes.
But whatever, some of these were actually funny. May I stress some.
I think I just died inside…
Wow. Those were… lame. I can’t believe some of these people actually think they’re funny.
Althought, the Bulbasaur-at-dinner one did make me smile a bit.
To quote the Spy, “Well, this was a dissapointment!” This is one news update we could’ve done without.
We need some comic releif, though, don’t we?
Hey it may have given me an eyeahe, but I thought it was funny.
I remember cracking up my nephew when he was 7 over that peek-at-chu joke!
LOL Those are pretty good, nice finds!
Azelf… Just get in the %&#$%#* pokeball!
I can relate to that.
,,, I lol’d
They aren’t all supposed to be funny!
I like this feature!
I agree with peanutchair
“i bet more than half of the people reading this do not know that billy crawford sang the pokemon theme song.”
Haha, I seriously did.
Ehhh….these jokes aren’t that funny. Although I laughed at azelf one though. Legendaries can be real annoying to catch.
I love the last one… I spent a day trying to catch it… I ended up using my Master Ball therefore, giving up… -,-
Most made me lol.
It’ll be interesting to see new ones get posted.
I can’t wait to see new ones…these are pretty funny and stupid
I hate trying to catch that !#@%&$* Azelf!!!!
Lol, Lil’ Wayne sounds like Squirtle. WIN.