Overheard on Twitter

In what may become a regular feature, I’ve collected these funny, interesting or simply whacked out Pokémon tweets from Twitter. Any bad grammar is their own dang fault. Follow any of these people at your own risk…

All I Need to Know, I Learned From Pikachu

@kupowark i am confounded by human relationships and how they happen. watching one evolve before your eyes is kind of weird. like pokemon.

@Aife_Earthstone trying to figure out my Son’s pokeball -O- What the…???!! egads, he is crying over it. Does anybody know about the game inside the pokeball?…..help

@x_trix Mmm… Dinner was good, failed in convincing my brother that Bulbasaur eats cabbage and therefore so should he. 

@whereismouse Watching pokemon. Eating a bowlful of wheat thins. I want another dog so I can name him pikachu.

@TymeMachine How do you get Pikachu on a bus? you Pok ‘em on. Why don’t you take a Pokemon in the bathroom with you? He’ll peek-at-chu. haha I’m awesome.

Heart and Soul

@earlshmurl i bet more than half of the people reading this do not know that billy crawford sang the pokemon theme song. RANDOM!

@biggieblog Lil’ Wayne kinda sounds like Squirtle lol

@therobd I’m not going to lie. The Pokerap will probably show up on our playlist.

@kotowari people who don’t nickname their Pokemon don’t truly love them. There, I said it.

Pretenders

@Golducks If you can get into the water and grab onto me, I should be able to Aqua Jet you to the Pokecenter on Cinnibar for treatment.

@O_Goncho Who would win in a fight between Steven Seagal and a Bulbasaur?

@antwine wild dog appeared i threw a pokeball at it….the damn thing chased me for three blocks.

@jolteon2 One more thing.. I got caught. But I made it clear I hated the pokeball.

@samu3lk Who would win in a fight between Pikachu and Wolverine?

Frustration

@Joegetto Why does pokemon have so many movies but as a kid I only got two ninja turtles movies. That’s right, two. That third thing was no movie.

@PsychoDuck Now hiring: Someone to come to my room and find my copy of Pokemon Gold. Pay is non-existant.

@GiniLovesJonas My brainyess is gone. I am now taking ‘What Pokemon Are You?’ quizzes!!

@Evilpaintball Attempting to beat the second gym. I hate it when starting with charmander.

@MasterKeyX New insult: I hope you choke on a pokeball.

@willflowers Azelf… Just get in the %&#$%#* pokeball!